(sort of like my movie, but a lot lot stiller)

Psychologist:
Social Skills: Above Average - Excellent
Length of Training: 5-6 years.
Authority to administer drugs: No

Psychiatrist:
Social Skills: Poor-Below Average
Length of Training: 9 years
Authority to administer drugs: Yes

Barista:
Social Skills: High-Excellent
Length of Training: 3 hours
Authority to administer drugs: Yes